EXAMZ!

Till September 25...Period.

Few questions...

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Now for some thoughtful questions...

• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
• Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
• Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
• "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
• Are marbles made of marble?
• If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
• Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
• If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
• How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
• Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
• "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
• Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
• Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
• Can mute people burp?
• Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
• Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
• Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Answer them...please!